What are “things I never thought I’d be alive to enjoy,” Alex.
Chinese Democracy is currently streaming on MySpace. But who knows how long that’s gonna last.  I like it, I think.  I can’t decide if I like it because it’s legitimately good or if I just expected it to be much worse and am in [...]

I spend a huge amount of time and money every October on haunted attractions.  Normally, Kyle and I ride out into the deep hairy midwestern wilderness every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in the month and drop down five to fifteen bucks on the opportunity to be the target of nebulously threatening performers with harmless chainsaws and [...]

Hmm… one wonders how many previously dormant websites with a vaguely horror/macabre focus have revamped with the exact same blog title. 
I’m back, ladies and gentlemen!  New design.  More simple and stripped down than the last incarnation.  I intend to provide my long-suffering readers (all six of you… hi, Mom) with more regular updates and web-exclusive content.  Thanks for coming back, [...]