Up at 5:30 in the morning? Watching television? NBC, maybe? You, like me, may have witnessed the anchor of Early Today scoffing in disbelief at Mickey Rourke’s proposed match at Wrestlemania. The upshot being that Rourke, who’s chops have been pretty roundly recognized in his comeback movie, The Wrestler, is risking [...]

Folks? Listen up. When you spend an evening getting shitfaced and scarfing White Castle in a Microtel with with a doctor of religion, certain things are… expected of you. Namely, you should prepare to participate in silly internet memes which, despite how much you pretend to dislike them, you actually have a [...]

The following is a piece of satire.  You guys remember satire, right?
Up late tonight, watching basic cable, which has more or less relegated me to The Steve Wilkos Show (bad, but fascinating… Shocklines of television talk shows), then Conan O’Brien (always pleasant, even when the abysmally bad 50 Cent is a guest), then Carson Daly. [...]

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